The losing side ain't necessarily the wrong side.
You can't get paid if you're dead.
10% of nothing is still nothing.
There's plenty of planets won't even let you dock without a decent
Companion on board.
A man can live on packaged food from here 'til Judgment Day if he's got
enough rosemary.
They tell ya, "Never hit a man with a closed fist," but it is, on
occasion, hilarious.
If you're planning to shoot someone, at least put a little effort into
hidin' it.
It might be a problem if your brain is missing.
Train jobs are easy as lyin'.
It's okay to swear, as long as you do it in Chinese.
The chain of command is the chain you get beat with until you understand
who's in ruttin' command.
How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different than those that
did the slaughtering.
Pirates with their own chaplain are an oddity.
Giving Jayne a big stick and standing back is the key to many situations.
When you've been sane a long while, change is good.
It's fine to think you're better than the people you're better than.
Buffet tables should be questioned.
Wives are somewhat less attractive when they're all corpsified and gross.
Death will solve the issue to everyone's satisfaction.
Mercy is the mark of a great man - but sometimes it's fine to be just all
right.
Not punching someone shows you've grown.
Fancy parties are too rough.
A bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle.
The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given the adequate vacuuming systems.
Morbid and creepifyin' is no problem, as long as it's done quiet-like.
Black market beagles are the way to go.
When a man engages in clandestine dealings, he has his preference for
things being smooth.
A post-holer is for digging holes for posts.
"Sanguine" means hopeful. And bloody.
Sometimes you miss out on things when you're busy trying to get yourself
lit on fire.
Pretty floral bonnets can be threatening.
Don't let a woman put a hat made out of a tree on your head if you don't
plan on getting married right then.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
The very special hell is reserved for child molesters and people who talk
in the theater.
The best guns have names.
Some people juggle geese!
Dress yourself up, and you get taken out somewhere fun.
The whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
Everyone should have a crappy town where they're a hero.
You don't fix faith; it fixes you.
Mudder's milk: all the protein, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best
turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
Reattach a leg and you get a hamster named after you. Drop a box of money, and you get a town.
"Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew" means "we're dead in the
water" in captain dummy talk.
Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.
Offering to shoot someone might not work so well as an incentive as you
might imagine.
Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash.
Cortical electrodes don't always get a neural response.
You do something to any of Mal's crew, you do it to him, and he might just space you for it.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Shipboard romances complicate things.
The Bible is specific on killing, but somewhat fuzzier on the subject of
kneecaps.
Mathematics can be killer.
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.
Some people are hard to keep track of, even when they're not incorporeally possessing a space ship.
And sometimes, the best television shows, with the best writing, the best
characters, the best actors, and the best fans, are cancelled well before
their time.
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